- Bon Jovi — big chorus, instant hype
- Poison — perfect for air guitar and drama
- U2 — turn-it-up-in-the-car songs
- "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" — required sing-along
- Basically: all things 80s, all the time
Music 🎧
80s anthems, boom box playlists, and songs that sound best when you’re singing way too loud.
- Has an actual boom box and tapes — not just playlists on a phone
- Loves making “perfect” mixes for different moods
- Knows the joy of flipping a tape to Side B
TV & Movies 📺🍿
Classic cartoons, big monsters, spooky adventures, and the best holiday chaos.
- Peanuts — Snoopy, Charlie Brown, and all the cozy vibes
- The Simpsons — jokes, chaos, and Treehouse of Horror Halloween specials
- Stranger Things — spooky, 80s, bikes, and big feelings
- Godzilla — giant monster, huge destruction, 10/10
- Christmas Vacation — “We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas.” vibes
- Anything with a good creature, a weird plot, or a lot of heart
- Loves quoting lines long after the show is over
- Will pause to explain “what’s really happening” in a scene
- Big reactions: gasps, laughs, and full commentary
Sports 🏒
He likes being part of the game—on the ice, on the field, in the pool, or just hanging out outside.
- Plays for the Pennsauken Pilots
- Jersey number: 85
- Position: Forward — chasing goals and big plays
- Energy level: somewhere between bull and tornado on skates
- Spring: baseball and flag football with friends
- Summer: swim team with the Medford Gators
- Year-round: golf — big swings, occasional perfect shot satisfaction
- Surfing — ocean, waves, wipeouts, repeat
- Skiing — snow days, speed, and trying new runs
Video Games 🎮
Mario Kart races, mystery-solving Peanuts, and big emotions after every win.
- Super Mario Kart — his jam, period
- Peanuts Mystery — solving things with Snoopy & friends
- Anything that mixes fun, color, and just enough challenge
- Big reactions: cheering, yelling, laughing — sometimes all in one race
- Loves explaining “the strategy” in the middle of a game
- Celebrates wins like championship moments (victory laps included)
Tap it after a win for a tiny celebration.
Reading 📚
Graphic novels, mischief-makers, mysteries, and old-school magazines.
- Dog Man — ridiculous, loyal, and always in trouble
- The Bad Guys — villains trying (kind of) to be good
- Hardy Boys — classic mysteries and clues to chase
- Mad Magazine — he doesn’t fully get the humor but is pretty sure he does
- Flipping through for the weirdest joke or silliest drawing
- Perfect for long car rides to hockey games and golf tournaments
About Atreyu 💬
The big-picture version of the kid behind all these tabs.
- Dog Man / Bad Guys books read: a lot, often re-read
- Mario Kart races won: depends who you ask
- “How long until we get there?” on long drives: uncountable